How many people can say they’ve been pissed on by a drunk lady at your local Big Lots????? Well, I can. It just fucking happened to me!! I’m so grossed out and it takes A LOT to gross me out seeing as I have a 3 year old nephew.

After she pissed herself .. I leaned over to tell my mom .. “omg mom that lady just pissed herself and some piss got on my leg from the back splash .. Drunk lady then asks me “do u know where the restroom is.. I think it might be too late” I pointed to the large sign that said Restroom in front of both of our faces. She thanked me as she squished off ..

Only at Big Lots! Going to jump in the shower now ..